You Might Be A Muslum If

Straight forward country thinking.

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You might be a Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher but you can’t afford shoes.

You might be a Muslim

If you have more wives than teeth.

You might be a Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean.

You might be a Muslim

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You might be a Muslim

If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You might be a Muslim

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You might be a Muslim

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You might be a Muslim

If your cousin is president of the United States .



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